This is our test monkey. He is a helper around the store, and gives us a product upon which we can test all sorts of crazy new ideas. He likes to change his shirt colour frequently.
Please do not order a test monkey, no matter how awesome you think he might be to have around your house. Due to an unfortunate incident involving a box, a man in a yellow hat, and five hundred grasshoppers, our test monkey has a strong aversion to being shipped.
Thank you for your understanding!
!section! YARN INFO Gauge: double knitting (dk); Meterage: 462 meters / 505 yards; Weight: 100 grams / 3.53 oz; Content: 98% wool, 2% monkey fur; Care: machine washable, dry flat; This yarn is great for: banana cozies; !section! SHIPPING INFO As mentioned several times, test monkey has a virulent hatred of being shoved in a box and mailed off to forn or domestic parts. This is a well known and documented feature of many primate species, so we are not able to offer special shipping for test monkey at this time. !section! SPECIAL INFO This test monkey is certified organic, and grew up free-range in the mighty jungles of Saskatchewan.!section!